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有趣的英文句子

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英語看起來很嚴肅,其實也可以是很有趣的。下面是本站小編為大家準備的一些有趣的英文句子,歡迎大家參閲,希望大家喜歡。

有趣的英文句子

有趣的英文句子(精選篇)

efg=all boys can do everything for girls

所有男孩能為女孩做一切

ly=father and mother i love you

, I see you! 喂,我看到你了!

4. To China for china,China with china , dinner on china .(去中國買瓷器,中國有瓷器,吃飯用瓷器。)

never saw a saw saw a saw.

(他從沒見過一把鋸子鋸鋸子。)

6. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

7. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那隻敏捷的棕色狐狸跳過了一隻懶惰的狗。

這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。

8. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠? (我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍?)這是一句迴文句,順着讀和倒着讀是一樣的。

9. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

這是一種文字簡化遊戲。

它的意思是:To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存還是毀滅,那是一個問題。)

10. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻煩沒來找你,就別去自找麻煩。

有趣的英文句子(熱門篇)

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯繫)。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找藉口,今天就要找好。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 (老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈)

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

後排座位上的小孩會生出意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“現在的夢想決定着你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着別人工作。

有趣的英文句子(最新篇)

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車,後來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數,於是老子偷了一輛然後求上帝寬恕。

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

我希望能像爺爺那樣,安靜地在睡夢中死去,而不是要像他開的車上那些慘叫滴乘客一樣死法啊!

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

你永遠不能戰勝一個純SB,因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他個水平,然後用豐富的經驗打敗你。

4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

直譯:在這個世界上,我最不願意做的事就是傷害你,但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。

意譯a:我真不想傷害你,但你也別逼我。

意譯b:吾雖不殺伯仁,伯仁由我而死。

5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

a. 如覺嘿咻乃屁眼不能承受之痛,那是你操錯洞。

b. 若XXOO是下體的痛,那麼,是你操錯。

6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

a. 早起滴小鳥有蟲蟲!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!

b. 早起的鳥兒有蟲吃,早起的蟲兒被鳥吃。

7、We live in a society where pi有趣的英文句子a gets to your house before the police.

在咱們這噶噠送外賣的都比警察來的快.

8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

XXOO就象打橋牌。如果對手不好使,自己的手必須好使。

9、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

有些人就像Slinkies(彈簧玩具),沒什麼實在用處,但看他們在樓梯上倒騰來搗騰去還是很有喜感。

10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是:他們都很有規律地被替換,而且因為同一個理由——髒了!

11、War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

戰爭不能決出正義,但能判出哪方出局。

12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

a. 女人的高潮可能是裝出來的,但是男人TMD可以整段感情都是裝出來的!

b. 女人假裝高潮以獲取真實的感情,男人假裝感情以獲取真實的高潮。

13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

我們永遠不可能真正的成熟,我們只是學會在眾人面前裝逼。

14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

男人就兩種狀態:餓和性飢渴。 要是他不硬,就給他個三明治!

15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

光總是比聲音跑的快點,這就是為嘛有些SB只有在開口説話之後你才發現他是在裝B。

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